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A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) in a tissue then some one blows there nose in it or it can be used to abuse one .
do you blow your nose in willy napkins ?
Person who only uses 4 plays in a full game of madden
I hate playing that napkin ass it's so annoying
When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins
Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins
a pad or some type of device that collects blood during a female menstruation.
Omg! Give her a coochie napkin. She’s Bleeding!
an undisputed expert in the "back of the napkin" underwriting models.
When it comes to Real Estate, Ralph is definitely the king of the napkin.
When you consume a napkin and shit it out and dig it out of your shit. Then you hang it on your wall as a trophy for your achievement.
Hey mom, look at my chocolate napkin!
Dammit Jimmy! AGAIN!
A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.
Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.
Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.
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Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!