When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.
Similar to a near miss, used in a mocking sense.
Hey there J-man, nice near hit!
Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”
Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.
an occurrence in which a person comes very close to buying an item and has memories of a previous experience (such as spending a lot of money for buying shoes that is never used).
Yesterday, I had a near-bought experience with wrong gift for my girlfriend which may indeed result in a near-death experience in the future.
Taint is the area between the vagina and the butthole.
Shavonda wouldnt let me touch anywhere near taint.
when you barely cook a nice thick juicy steak till its blood red in the middle. Even Rarer than rare
1. "that mutha fuker is gonna get put on the grill and seared near to perfection"
2. Damn joe steak so raw it is Seared near
restaurant that delivers near me means restaurant delivering near my location.e.g restaurantthatdeliversnearme.website
restaurant that delivers near me.