Nerf Gun

The Pre-Evolved form of Airsoft Gun or otherwise know as a "pussy gun"

Hey Tom, I just got a new nerf gun!!! Wanna shoot stuff with me!!!

Tom: pussy

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Nerf Penis

Someone who is highly ineffectual, talks a big game, but produces no results and rides on the coat tails of others.

Our Boss Big Joe should have banged Nancy from accounting, God knows she needs a good boning, but he is either gay or has a Nerf Penis.

The harder I work, the fatter/lazier my co-worker Mark gets. He's a real Nerf Penis.

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Nerf Pie

1. When its raining outside and there is fog and someone says the sky if falling, so you say Nerf Pie.
2. See Dee Dee Dee

1. Person One: The Sky if Falling!
You: Dumb Ass thats rain and fog, Nerf Pie
2. See Dee Dee Dee

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Nerf Gun

Something to shoot your brother with.

You just said another cuss word, you are getting shot with the nerf gun.

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nerf herder

a genuinly funny pop-punk band

we'll take on the owrldand mtv, we'll rokc the math club christmas party - Vivian ~ Nerf Herder

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nerf herder

noun
1. One on the bottom rung the social and economic ladder.
2. A job nobody wants (ie fry cook)
3. Dunce, whiner, wannabe, or general loser

Owen: You clean those droids yet boy?!
Luke: Y u treatin' me like a scruffy nerf herder?

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nerf

Not Even Ready For IT

-immature/inexperienced

C.lo.-look at him, what a NERF

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