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net force

The sum of the vectors of all forces acting on a object.

the net force of the car that just crashed into my watermelon was over 9000 and exploded my ballsack.

by DICKFACE MAGEE March 2, 2017


net contribution

Either literally a financial amount or figuratively towards an artistic (or other) genre that an individual has made during their lifetime. Also used sarcastically.

1. The net contribution of Beethoven to the Symphony is incalculable.

2. Joe Blow, net contribution to society - nil.

by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) October 12, 2006


flesh net

When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.

Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!

by Ass Gargler January 29, 2014


Net baby

1. Name given to those born post internet

2.young kids who use computers

net babies are learning computers starting in kindergarten.

aww look at little Kimmy shes such a net baby

by interwebz-on-the-pc-now January 18, 2011


fish netting

A lesbian interaction happening on or around the dance floor of a rave or club

Lorie came to the club single, now she is fish netting with Samantha.

by Williss90 February 1, 2015


net tap

A tap out of which the "Net" is poured.

"We have a new hire starting on Monday. He's going to need, in the very least, a net tap."

by polepot November 30, 2007


Ug Net

A friend you bring out to bars and club to take the ugs and the fatties so you can hit on their attractive friends. If done effectively should create a kind of net to capture the ugs.

1. Picking up chicks without an ug net is like doing your sister without a condom.

by Chudge Dredd November 16, 2009