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1.Nathaniel Newton (born December 20, 1961 in Orlando, Florida) is a former American football offensive lineman in the NFL who played for the Dallas Cowboys (1986–1998) and the Carolina Panthers (1999).
On November 4, 2001 police in St. Martin Parish, Louisiana, found 213 lb of marijuana in his white van. Five weeks later, he was caught with 175 lb of marijuana on Interstate 45. He was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison
2.Can also mean to get busted with 100lbs+ of weed mulotiple times
Which weighs more Nathan Newton or the weed he got busted with?
Answer: The weed by 20 lbs (Nate Weighs 368lbs)
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A smart black person.
Negro-black
Newton-Isaac Newton=smart
Barack Obama is a Negro Newton.
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Newton's Cradle refers to a girls crotch when she has skinny thighs so they do not touch each other when she is standing up.
This phenomenon enables you to tag her from behind, allowing your balls to swing freely between her legs without touching them, tapping the front of her, like the famed executive ball clicker --- the Newton's Cradle.
This phenomenon enable you to tag her from behind, allowing your balls to swing freely between her legs without touching them, tapping the front of her, like the famed executive ball clicker --- the Newton's Cradle.
She was in really good shape, a total Newton's Cradle.
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Newton South is a far superior school than Newton North
1. Shit is gay at North
2. People shit in urinals together here
3. Great education wise
(Xaverian = gay)
Shiit, you go to Newton South?
Yeah, I'm not gay (walk away)
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A rich snobby city located 15 minutes from boston. The majority of people are white and the ones that aren't should be considered white. An average day in the life of a "newtonite" is spent by using their daddy's credit cards and doing drugs. Everyone in newton owns more than one house and about 5 cars. The daily uniform is northface and uggs, no matter the weather for girls. The dress code for guys is a preppy polo (a known label, polo, lacoste) and khaki's. All the kids cosider themselves gods gift to the world which their mothers reinforce that idea. There's no such thing as a bad grade, because their mommy's and daddies get them out of it.
Girl: Can i have the history homework?
Guy: Ohh, no i didn't do it, there's no reason to. My mom's having an affair with the teacher so i get A's anyways.
Girl: Really? Because i thought my dad was!
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A high school in Newton, Massachusetts mainly comprised of a student body that comes from an uneducated Italian-American heritage. These student usually complain about not having as much money as kids that go to Newton South. This is usually followed by someone from South reminding them that they are getting a new high school that costs $200 million
Kid 1: Hey where do you go to school?
Kid 2: Newton North
Kid 1: hahahaha, you silly mush
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The starting Auburn QB who has been under scrutiny all year long. The most storied NCAAF player this year. He also took 200,000+ dollars from multiple colleges and has been arrested 6 times. Still a damn good player
Cam Newton just took the money and ran for the touchdown!
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