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50% niggers, 10% mexicans that learn to swim, 20% hicks and 20% rednecks. The children are yolosweg and cool kid (click the links)
American: *picks cotton*
Guy: Whoa whoa, you'd better pick cotton faster because the cracker is coming.
American kid: *stands near wall and listens to heavy metal nodding head or whatever hes fucking doing there*
Guy: Hey kid i heard you got that 11 year old girl pregnant
American kid: Ya man but hey YOLO
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John: Canada is America's hat.
Susie: No you idiot! America is Canada's pants!
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An ironic italian synonym for Vagina
Mario: I've reached America! (I had the first sexual intercourse with my new female partner)
Luigi: Good! How it was?
Mario: Plain (Shaved)
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1. The country other countries say they hate, yet wish they were.
2. The only country without the complex of having to complain about other countries to make their pathetic and poorly run governments seem legitamate.
I hate America and that's why I spend all my time obsessing over it.
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A place that you go to if you want to beat your chest and obnoxiously tell the rest of the world how you are the greatest place in the world while having an education, social, and health care system that would have a hard time equaling some of the worst third world countries on the planet.
America is great!
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The country where I live.
The country that is used as a punching bag by many people from other countries because our president is a fucking dumbass.
America has been pretty much bashed since World War Two for not helping...a bullshit claim, considering that if America had not defeated Japan, guess where the Japanese forces would be headed next? Europe.
Example 1 : Hm, I am from (insert country other then USA here) and I am extremely mad because (insert something thats frustrates you here), so I think I will go on urban dictionary and bash the United States for no reason, even though the United States are very strong allies with over half the world, including Japan, Germany, Russia and even Vietnam even though we fought these countries.
Example 2 : I am English and I think I am better then Americans just because I am English...no reason, just because I am English. I still hate Americans even though our countries are very strong allies and economical partners.
( No offense to the English. Just I know a few people who actually act like this on the Internet... )
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