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A temporary penile paralysis resulting from extreme sexual bewilderment and association of sacred reverence with female volcanic beauty, spiritual arousal and holy lava
- R: Sorry, just give me a minute...
- N: What’s wrong darlin'? Are you being shy? Does little junior need some help?
- R: Just bewildered by reverence for your inner and outer beauty, suffering from the Sacred Volcano Erection Effect.
- N: Hmm. And how long will that last?
- R: Hopefully as soon as I'm done worshiping the inner beauty.
- N: Pfft.
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Sacred Heart High School is a catholic middle/high school in Stittsville, Canada. Even though it’s in a rich area, all the girls are thots and all the guys (except for me btw) is a douche bag. One thing people are great at here is getting pregnant at 14 and getting high. The school rivals South Carleton High School which isn’t any better tbh. All students are basically required to wear Gucci cloths and yeezy shoes and flex on pretty much everyone even though they’re all fake and poor. The teachers are homophobic, racist, and sexist, especially the religion teachers. Everyone here wants to be black even though they’re all white. They all seem to think they’re part of a gang, most of them are racist, and they all sell drugs to the 7th graders.
Me: Why is everyone here a hooker/douche bag, oh right, it’s Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville).
Person A: Why do all these people think they’re from the ghetto?
Me: They go to Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville).
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the superior school, won the 2021 bruce mahoney
woah you go to sacred heart cathedral prep?
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The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.
To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.
If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."
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A school with old boring teachers that have horrible breath.
Used as a proper noun
Sacred Heart Collage Middle School is boring.
A Catholic, money-hungry and all-girls school on the Upper East Side of NYC. This school lacks diversity and very few families have girls on financial aid; most are paying full tuition, which is A LOT. The extremely rich families also make large donations to "help" the school, which already has TONS of money. This school will take a loaded girl who is extremely stupid, which can get very frustrating to the girls who are actually smart. Some of the girls who go to the school are so amazingly dumb that it seems unreal. In addition, there are many cliques, formed by the few "popular girls" in each grade, who are all loud, exclusive, rude, obnoxious, and lacking CSH values. They look down on and bully other girls who are not "like them", and, to make matters worse, the teachers have given up on trying to make their behavior better because the girls choose to ignore the rules no matter what, and that is something that the teachers choose not to deal with. Because of this, girls can get away with their skirt lengths, wearing nail polish, using their phone in the building, while others cannot, which is not fair whatsoever. CSH is also extremely behind in academics, and girls who are new in middle school usually already know ALL of the things they are taught that year. The girls who try to apply out and go to different schools have hard times on the tests they have to take from lack of proper education from the school, and struggle to make it out without rigorous tutoring.
Do you see those Convent of the Sacred Heart NYC girls over there huddled in a circle?
Yeah.. why are they being so exclusive?
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A private all girls catholic high school in Lincoln Heights filled with skanks, hoes, and sluts. This school is so needy for students.
Boy 1: Have you seen Val's nudes ?
Boy 2: Val from Sacred heart of Jesus High School ?
Boy 1: Yea ! The Sacred hoe
Boy 2: Oh yeah bro, the whole school's been having that hoe's nudes for a while now
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