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The least attractive female of a group of females.
Whoa... Hen's Night. Look at all those Peaches!
And one Brown Onion.
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When you dive into a gorgeous ass on a hot chick, you know the one that's like an onion and makes ya wanna cry, but you end up encountering a smelly, sweaty, mung bunghole and you have no choice but to retreat.
Joe picked up a hot chick at the bar and took her home for some hot drunken sex. He went down to eat da booty but encountered a French Onion and after gagging asked her to go shower first.
When someone has a bad body odor.
When someone’s armpits smell like onions.
Guy 1 : “Bro do you smell that?”
Guy 2 : “Yeah, I think sam is cooking onions”
Booty that looks so good, it makes grown man want to cry.
Damn man, that girls got onion booty.
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Shreks favorite part about raping his victims. His onion juice begins to eshrekulate as he slams and pounds into the ripping anus of his willing onion victims.
I peeled my emergency onion to summon my ogrelord shrek and he began to fill my anus with onion juice from his 15 foot ogre cock.
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The nasty sweat from your balls that has the odor of onions.
After I got done working out I threw my boxers in the wash, they smelled like onion sweat.
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When an individual (usually someone commenting on Facebook) reads the title of an article on The Onion and believes it to be real.
North Korea is famous for falling into Onion traps.
A: This stupid article says that FIFA wants female players to spend more time jumping.
B: That article was on The Onion, you dipstick. Stop falling into Onion traps!
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