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Flag deez nutz

The appropriate reaction to whenever some faggy cockshitter on reddit or urbandictionary or twitter or facebook or whatever website wants to flag your content for being "offensive"

"You can't type out that stuff about Black Lives Matter on reddit like that! You'll get flagged!" - Some faggot
"Flag deez nutz!" - Me

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 30, 2022


Ballzin' Nutz

Beyond the point of crinkled, which is a step above crunk. Intoxicated to the point where your perception of reality is not relevant to reality.

After taking LSD, MDMA, Ketamine and GHB I was ballzin' nutz.

by liza monelli May 5, 2009

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Deez Nutz Day

On July 13th, everybody has to annoy everyone with Deez Nutz jokes for the whole day.

Guy 1: There's no way......

Guy 2: No way what?

Guy 1: No way Deez Nutz can fit in yo mouth!

Guy 1: Haha can't believe you fell for it on Deez Nutz Day

by JScape July 11, 2021

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Deez Nutz For Real

A variation of Deez Nutz of people who appreciate the original joke and know it isn't originally from the vine of "Deez Nutz Got eem!" For those who don't know. The phrase was used, but became popular in Dr Dre's first solo album The Chronic (1993). In which there was a song entitled "Deez Nutz" was featured. In which the intro features Dre's half brother Warren G tell a Deez Nutz joke. Also "Got Eem" comes from the same album on the track "F*ck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody Is Celebrating". Now the world knows the truth.

Steven: "Hey dude guess what? ... Deez Nutz! Ha Got eem!"

Josh: "Man you don't know Deez Nutz For Real so shut your mouth!"

by TheyCallMeBoBo August 11, 2016

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rollin rhinocerus nutz

to be fucked up on ecstacy hardcore

Dude, I'm rollin rhinocerus nutz!!!

by Seth Snyder February 17, 2005

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my two nutz

Used for "calling out" either a lie, a fact or simply to add emphasis to a statement. Also used to strategically end a conversation by utterly laying the story teller aghast at what was just yelled. Can be used as a simile, comparison, metephore between a person/place/thing and a persons nuts.

Discovered in Roatan, Bay islands, Honduras. Being introduced to the USA via Cali and Minnesota

#1: You think 50 cent's a gangsta?
#2: My two nutz! = that's a lie!

#1: so there I was...blahblahblah...
#2: MY TWO NUTZ! lets get some drink-a-lation on B!

#1: My two nutz are phat'er then that lambo

by Reed A Vander Schaaf January 21, 2008

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nutz-o & skitzo

The dopest hip hop duo in the game. Nutz-O (aka Last Mango aka Helicopter) is the lead emcee, an articulate, thought-provoking lyricist. Skitzo (aka Slingshot aka Balla Boy aka Mark) is the writer/producer. Rumor of a third member named Klepto has caused quite a stir though sources close to N&S report his/her identity will be kept in absolutely secrecy.

The duo started with "The X Tables" before blowing up with "The Xtina Tables", a diss to a neighborhood prostitute. Their next track, "That Bitch a Hoe", is already gaining a buzz in the streets despite a delay in its release.

Guy: "Tilt ya head back I'm about to cummmmm!"
Girl: "What the FUCK did you just say to me?"
Guy: "It's from that new Nutz-o & Skitzo!"
Girl: "Ohhh! You wanna come in for some coffee?"

by Go... March 28, 2008