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October 30th is national thank your drug dealer day. This is a day that we all thank our drug dealers for the risks they take daily, so that people all over the world can get a little bit enjoyment out of life. If it wasn't for these heroes, we'd have to rely on life being enough.
I can't wait for October 30. It's been awhile since the dumb dumb that repeatedly makes bad decisions and goes to jail for what he does. If it wasn't for these idiots, we'd all be screwed.
The day you kiss your best friend, gf, or bf
Person 1: Hey its october 30
Person 2: oh no
Person 1: "muah"
he likes you. his name is alejandro. you gave him a pumpkin. he’s IN LOVE with you. ignore what he said yesterday <3
Me: I doesn’t like me…
Matilda: NO! ITS OCTOBER 30. ALEJANDRO LOVES YOU
October 30 is national kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend day
Jack-"Oh, shoot it's already October 30th, where is my girlfriend".
Johnny-"I don't know but I just found mine right here and I'm gonna kiss it"
Jack-"Hey you, that's my girlfriend your kissing"!
Johnny-" Sorry our girlfriends are twins don't you remember."
NATIONAL SHORT PEOPLE DAY! Today is the day you can kick short people!
Hey it's October 30 AKA short people day... that means I can kick you!
National ask your mom for a dog day! If you’ve been wanting a dog October 30th is the day to do it! She will have to say yes!💕
“Hey mom”
mom: yeah
“Can I have a dog”
mom: yes! But only since it’s October 30😉
The day you can hug crush hehe Liam I’m coming
Me *hugs* it’s October 30
Crush ok *hugs back*
Me 😱