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When someone really screws you over...IE takes a dump in your bathtub
Did you see that Tigers game last night, I had money on them....they were ahead by 3 runs going into the 9th inning, but then the yankees shit my tub and won
A phrase to describe something that makes you so livid that you can't compose coherent thoughts, something astounding. Another way to say "are you FUCKING kidding me?!"
Example:
Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."
an expression of surprise
"Shit my eye I've run over me dad"
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To shit a quantity of shit that is equal to the size of your ass.
"I feel like I have to shit my ass."
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"Shit my dick" is an exclamatory sentence said when you are in awe. Usually said after an "oh".
Person 1: "Casey slept with Jimmy and Devon last night.
Person 2: "Oh, shit my dick!"
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a term used when overly exasperated about a certin situation. Another term used to sustitute "im freaking out"
Dude i almost shit my pants when Ryan Zimmerman was talking about his dragon drawing to me, what a fuckin crackasuckamuthafucka.
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1. A phrase shouted, generally in anger and most often while playing COD, to express displeasure.
"Dude that was a fucking incredible headshot!"
"SHIT MY TITS"
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