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The act of vomiting while out on a party, in order to continue drinking. Especially when on spring break.
Dude, if I am to continue on with this bender, I need to hit the can and Booze ReBoot
an advanced alcoholic, of either gender.
William Shatner is a bloated booze bag.
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Historically (late 19th / early 20th century), a person who binge drank and started fights. A person addicted to homemade liquor. Later, a motorcycle club.
My first sister married a booze fighter who made her life miserable and short. There's no such thing as "good" whiskey. That guy was tied hand and foot to John Barleycorn.
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When one is possessed by a demonic presents so that he/she cannot stop drinking. Often results with the possessed individual in a deep coma like state craving more alcohol.
Side affects may include: Chundering, proclaiming love, attempt to down copious amounts of alcohol ie. pitchers, fishbowls and yards, and severe memory loss.
Person 1: brah, you we're wasted.
Person 2: You were possessed by the booze demon
Person 3: Hand me that drink
Person 1 & 2: Mother of god, he's still possessed!!!!!
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One who puts the consumption of alcohol above all responsibility, family, and friends. Possesses a strong love only for alcohol and alcohol-centric situations. Consumes alcohol every free chance they get. This person usually says things like "i need a beer" or "jeez i could really use a drink or 30". This person's automobile can be commonly and frequently seen parked outside of local pubs and bars. Refuses rides even when obliterated. Very angry and edgy. Smiles only when intoxicated. Always complaining that they are at work/school and not at a bar. Always at a bar when they are not at work/school.
"Wow, Kristen's car is out in front of the Adam's Bar again? Damn, is she a booze hound!"
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Booze Pig is the leader and envy of a pack of Booze Hounds. Booze Pig has the all of the qualities of a Booze Hound which are: social competency despite vast booze consumption and the ability to find any reason to booze. These additional qualities are what make a Booze Pig: immunity to hangovers, the ability to turn those around them into Booze Hounds, and the ability to time travel. Booze Pig will lead the Booze Hounds through a night/day of boozing, and be the only one to show up for a fully productive workday on time. They will have no memory of the prior night/day of boozing hence the ability to time travel. Nor will they be hurting from all of the booze. They only time a Booze Pig suffers is if they didn't booze made apparent through shaky hands and complaints about how thirsty they are.
10:00 AM
FNG: "Man, I am hungover today. Feel like shit."
FOG: "Is that why you are late? It's Tuesday! What was the occasion?"
FNG: "Nothing. The Boss invited me and a few other people for dinner. Didn't realize the Boss drinks his dinner! He must be fucked up."
FOG: "Nope, he was here early for a 6:00 AM meeting."
11:00 AM
Boss: "Who are you?"
FNG: "I am the FNG. You invited me over for dinner."
Boss: "I did...? Oh you are?...You should come over again! See you later!" (leaves)
FNG: "Damn, my liver won't survive working here. The Boss is a Booze Pig!"
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Just like when men drink to much and get whiskey dick, women who drink to much can get "booze pussy"
Baby we can't have sex tonight I have "booze pussy" and will never cum
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