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acronym for pre-menstrual syndrome. characterized by extreme anger and aggressiveness.
many girls like to use this as an excuse to be an asshole. i mean, come on, i dont have to see used pads or tampons to know that a girl physically cannot menstruate most every day.
while i understand that girls could be feeling shitty about menstrual cramps, and i understand that pms is a real thing, i think only a fucked up whore uses pms as an excuse for bitching.
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Dad to son: Do you know what PMS is?
Son: Dad, I'm not a little kid anymore. Means "pissed at men syndrome."
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Permissible Man Slaughter
You know, and if you don't know you're probably an ignorant man like the rest of us wish we were.
Dude my girlfriend's awesome except for each month when she gets her license for pms.
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Prehistoric Monster Syndrome
What causes women to turn into rabid feral beasts once a month.
Joe: Hey
Sandy: Hi honey!
Joe: Make me a sandwich.
Sandy:Grrr PMS!
Sandy turns into feral monster.
Sandy rips Joe's arms off and beats him with them.
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Bob: my girlfriend is PMSing, can i come over?
Ian: don't fall for that shit, she is just being a bitch. slap her across the face and tell her to knock it off.
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Pre-Menstural syndrome (A.K.A - Period).
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A time in the month when a woman gets super human strength, moodswings and becomes extremely cranky and annoying.
If you have a girlfriend and suddenly she becomes extremely annoying and angry at you when you did nothing wrong at all, that must mean shes going through a PMS.
If she is having a period, prepare for her to become an insensitive piece of shit that annoys you until your head explodes, and the worst of it is that you will have to forgive her about that because shes having a goddam period.
Kyle is chatting with Abbey over the messenger:
Kyle: Hey abbey what's up?
Abbey: STFU loser! I've had it with you, ya' pain in the ass!!!
Kyle: PMS..?
Abbey: Yeah.. I'm sorry.. I love u 'kay?
Kyle: -runs away-
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