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The little piece of toilet paper that balls up when a woman wipes after peeing that stays in the clit / lip area and eventually dries up, falls off /out and you find it on the floor later on.
I found some of my girlfriend's clit paper on the floor again….
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Long paper is when you make the big bucks. The big fuckin' bank. The big dollars. Like when A-Rod gets paid 260+ million over 10 years. Or when that jew bitch from Facebook throws a party.
The jew is throwing down the long paper tonight yo.
NBC execs come all up on Joe Rogan to rehost the re-release of Fear Factor. Joe says, "Yeah I'll do it, but only for the long paper niggaz".
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The ridiculous invention of various elderly citizens who think that if their milk spills in a paper bag inside of a plastic bag, their 1955 Ford won't be ruined. Also, it is easier to carry/stand up/heavier, all of which are not at all true. A cashier's worst nightmare.
Cashier: "Hi, how are you?"
Customer: "Paper in plastic please, and don't make it too heavy."
Cashier: eyeroll
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The paper that bonds to the penis head or shaft after a guy jerks off into a tissue, toilet paper, napkin, paper towel, or something of the like.
Most common is when a guy jerks off into a kleenex. The more kleenex that is chosen, the less likely he is to have whax paper. But you don't want to use too many kleenex and risk running out for the next session. So 4 are average, but 3 normally will suffice. The semen, having glue like properties, will form a stronger bond with the paper the longer the paper is in contact with the jizz. If one jerks off into 3 kleenexes, then passes out, their dick risks being mummified. Immediate shower is necessary. Not cleaning whax paper residue properly can lead to urine being rerouted to the outside of the toilet.
A guy watches a Cinemax movie late night, replays the best nude scene over and over on his Tivo until climax into some toilet paper. He gets up, throws out paper, and goes upstairs and passes out next to his wife or girlfriend. The next morning she gets frisky, reaches down for his cock.
"Wait a second, is that whax paper?" At this point there is nothing a man can say, so it's best he fills his mouth with pussy.
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In the author’s note, John writes about how paper towns were not real places, but names of places on maps, “…created to protect against copyright infringement,” (p. 307). It’s the thought of creating something that other people want to make real, which resembles Margo so well. As she said, “It’s great being an idea that everybody likes. But I could never be the idea to myself, not all the way. And Algoe is a place where paper creation became real… I thought the paper cutout of a girl could become real here also,” (p. 294). Maybe life is not about belonging to anything or anyone. Maybe it’s not about being anything at all. Maybe it’s just about being one’s own Margo.
…All the houses that were built to fall apart… All the things paper-thin and paper frail
From a distance… You can’t see the rust or the weeds or the paint cracking. You see the place as someone once imagined it
“You will go to the Paper Towns.
And you will never come back.”
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A perfect woman; if you were to put down on paper everything you could ever want in a woman, this would be her. Paper princesses are (for the most part) urban legends.
She's got it all: the face the rack the ass the brains, great hair and eyes. She's a paper princess.
Selling a stock or a item, when it is starting to lose value instead of holding it and waiting for it to go up again.
Jerry sold his Bitcoin when it was at 10,000$ because it had a huge dip. Ben kept his Bitcoin stock even after the dip, and now has lots of money. Jerry has paper hands.