Random
Source Code
Random
When you park your car right next to the place where you are going.
We scored Sinatra Parking last night at the AppleBees. We were right in front of the door!
Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis
I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!
A undercover park where people are poisoned killed and tested on. Many families were killed or went missing during the years of Starr park..
Spy’s have found some missing arcade games and food and toys that were thrown everywhere around the park..
The air was green and smelled like rotten spaghetti. Blue and green liquid drowned the park.
Starr park might be still out there to this day....
They found me...just make sure patient-08 makes it through..Starr park...the place you will never want to leave...
the best effin show on the planet. Constantly makes fun of the problems in society with the ability to make you laugh your ass off.
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: Oh, Im sorry, Im sorry. Actually, what I meant to say was *gets out loudspeaker* How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
5514👍 606👎
JAYPARK
1)A beautiful triple threat. He sings & dances and acts. Hes a member from AOM (Art of Movement) .
2) Godlike.
3) Gods greatest creation
N: I love Jay Park
J: Me too, hes my god.
M: Hes mine.
526👍 50👎
1) When another driver pulls in a spot closest to the door and you have been looking to find close parking for the last 5 minutes. You saw a keyless remote unlocking a car, the lights blinking and calling you! "OPEN OPEN OPEN"
You punched it around the opposing lane, so you could pull in at the proper angle, half crazed to get to it! And then some FUCK who JUST pulled into the lot, driving the wrong way, gets it by backing into YOUR spot just as you round the farthest edge of the corner!
2) When you follow someone for 5 minutes at a >1 MPH snails pace, Looking to get his parking space, you are happily lured along, like some 16 year old on his first bong hit, with the shiny keys to their car that are dangling from their hand and swinging around at you like a fuckin' hypnotist or some kind of Christmas present or something, in an ONE WAY underground covered parking lot - all the while the voice in your head is thinking "YEAH BABY! GOT A SPOT! I GOT A CLOSE SPOT!" - and the bastard suddenly looks confused and turns around and goes the other way while the car behind you has been flashing his lights at you for the last two minutes!
1) OH NO! OH NO! NO YOU DID NOT! OH NO YOU DIDN'T! I did not just see some Asshole parking in MY SPOT!
2) CLICK! AIM! BANG!
58👍 3👎
A show that makes fun of societys ignorance
Man,South Park was so true yesterday
7906👍 897👎