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Your dark haired upper lip spic stash gives the girl the best box munching experience she's ever had. most commonly used on married women in rich white neigborhoods.
"my husband was out of town, luckily the landscaper was able to give me a tingling Pedro"
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A small community within Los Angeles, this town is known for its pride and its ethnicity. Locals pronounce it "Pidro" instead of "Pedro." People are not ashamed to admit Pedro is a blue-collar town. Its roots run deep in the longshoring and fishing industry. Most people in Pedro come from one of three ethnicities: Italian, Croatian, or Hispanic, and all three are just as equally proud of their heritage. San Pedro is home to the largest Italian-American community in Southern California. Most Italian residents are from Ischia or Sicily. On any given day you can find many locals sporting t-shirts, hats, or even car decals representing some sort of San Pedro establishment or just Pedro itself. Many restaurants are local "haunts" that even people from other towns come to eat at...such as "Busy Bee" (best sandwiches in town). This just scratched the surface of this wonderful "Whale of a town." My home...
"PEEEEDRO!"
"Hey there is a big party at the Italian-American Club tonight in San Pedro. Do you want to go?"
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One of the best books of the mexican literature. it was written by Juan Rulfo.It talks mainly about solitude, tyranny,nostalgia, memory and most of all about the trascendency of death.
"Allá me oirás mejor. Estaré más cerca de ti. Encontrarás más cercana la voz de mis recuerdos que la de mi muerte, si es que alguna vez la muerte ha tenido alguna voz."
You will hear me better there. I will be closer to you. You will hear the voice of my memories stronger than the voice of my death - that is, if death ever had a voice.
dolores preciado in Pedro paramo.
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It’ll be on drink menus before you can blink. It’s a tequila Red Bull. And be ready to have a good night.
Leon: Dude I still feel sober.
Me: Order another Pistol Pedro, Leon.
*next morning*
Leon: hey, what happened last night?
When you open a new tin of chew, and you look inside and see it's not completely filled up, the empty space is where the Mexican worker at the factory took a dip.
"I just got a new tin of cope, Pedro took a fuckin hammer this time, look at the size of that Pedro Dip!"
Reference to the cult classic movie "Napoleon Dynamite". Pedro, a quiet Mexican immigrant kid, is running for high school student body president. As part of his campaign, he distributes T-shits with "Vote for Pedro" printed accross the front.
Vote for Pedro, and all your wildest dreams will come true.
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The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)
Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
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