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Defecate. It's derived from a combination of the curve ball in baseball typically being called the 2 pitch, and the denotation of urination as number 1 and defecation as number 2. Thus, to pitch a curveball means to do a number 2.
Get out of my way, after drinking that coffee I really have to go pitch a curveball.
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Instead of pitching a tent for temporary shelter, "pitching a windshield" refers to sleeping in your vehicle.
Chris- "I was too drunk to drive home from the bar last night, so I had to pitch a windshield in the parking lot."
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When a dominate gay male has sex with 27 men in a row without cumming.
Aaron will never be caught pitching-a-no-hitter, however Max is an All Star pitcher.
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v. 1. The act of slapping someone with the momentum of your leg. Similar to pitching a baseball
Pimp: My bottom bitch is actin up again, and my bitchslaps just don't do it anymore.
Dealer: You should do pitch slaps instead, They get the job done.
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What someone says to someone else in order to have intercourse with them or get their phone number for sexual reasons. Usually applies with a man speaking to a woman.
Bill: Hey, I got that girl's phone number.
Eric: Wow, you must have had one hell of a sales pitch because she's way hotter than you.
Bill: Yeah, I told her I played for the Yankees and created the Xbox 360.
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The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.
Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?
Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.
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When public radio and TV announcers get particularly irritated with a lack of donations. originally coined by Click and Clack, March 2007, on NPR's CarTalk.
In the final minutes of the fund drive, the radio announcer pitch slapped the audience for a lack of donations.
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