U-do-itform

A set of ragged but beloved clothing worn while undertaking D.I.Y jobs. Originally coined by Click and Clack (CarTalk) on NPR, March 2007.

She made her girlfriend promise never to throw out her U-do-itform no matter how filthy it was.

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stressplexion

undesirable skin condition usually heightened by the anxiety of a romantic encounter with a much coveted object of desire. Has the unfortunate and circular result of causing further anxiety and almost certain date-failure. Usually far less hideous to all except individual bearing said stressplexion

Nadine sent Matt a text message pleading stomach flu, then spent the rest of the day bemoaning her stressplexion's ongoing destruction of her dating life.

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S.U.V.

Socially Unacceptable Vehicle

My S.U.V. gets more than 7 miles to the gallon!

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Pitch Slap

When public radio and TV announcers get particularly irritated with a lack of donations. originally coined by Click and Clack, March 2007, on NPR's CarTalk.

In the final minutes of the fund drive, the radio announcer pitch slapped the audience for a lack of donations.

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