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to have a bowel movement, to defecate
I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.
This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.
Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."
Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"
Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."
When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.
Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.
A smile that everyone will fall in love with.
Her baby has a politicians smile.
The politician has been arrested for embezzling construction money for low income housing.
A fucking drongo who can't make up a decision and is a lying dickhead.
Fuck bro, did you hear about the politician who said he would fix power?
Fuck yeah, what a drongo he would never fix it
If you're a politician, you're either one of the following:
- An idiot. Idiots have no idea how a country works and pretend America is one big reality TV show.
- A liar. Liars promise a perfect world where everyone is happy, and a future that is impossible to live up to.
- Or a piece of shit. POS don't care about anything but money or publicity. They only work for a specific group of people and run the country into shit when they get office.
While most of these qualities are attributed to Republican politicians, Democrats are equally as shitty.
Most people in America don't get involved with politics because politicians running it screws them over one way or another.