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when a couple has anal sex and the man's (or the pitcher in a gay relationship) cock gets all shitty
"Too bad she was constipated last night"
"How come?"
"We had anal sex and I ended up getting a fudge popsicle"
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The art of freezing the penis by inserting it into a pile of snow, then immediately having oral sex.
"I nearly lost my slong to frostbite after giving your sister a belgium popsicle."
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The tricky task of getting head after fucking a girl on her period. Bonus points if a second girl gives you head after you fucked the first while she was on her rag......
Piece-on-the-side "B" gave Kingsize a Strawberry Popsicle after he was done riding the red tide with gf "A"
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the sexual act of shiting into a codom, freezing it, the taking turns rubbing it on the body of your partner.
Ginni gave Jackson an afgan popsicle he'll never forget. and he smelled like shit
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To receive oral sex after penetrating a woman while she was on her period.
While Jim Bob was tending bar he decided to have a quickie with his girlfriend. After the quickie Jim Bob realized she was on her period but had no time to clean his penis. Later on that night, Jim Bob had an opportunity to receive oral sex from a patron. While receiving oral sex, Jim Bob said "I hope you like my cherry popsicle!"
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Insert jalapeno into rectum, penetrate rectum, romantic explosion in rectum, pull it out and let her suck it off.
The old lady was cooking Mexican for dinner and had jalapenos next to the stove. I decided to shove the jalapenos in her ass, came in it, pulled it out and let her lick it off. I said “How’s your jalapeno popsicle, darling?”
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When a guy cums in a condom and then afterwards, the girl drinks it.
My girl drank the Melted Popsicle when we got done last night.
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