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When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise
ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.
The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.
I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.
Eww bro, did you just kiss that porcelain elephant?
An imaginary girlfriend you talk about to make yourself feel better for not having a real one!
Hi Bridget, I hope one day you can meet my girlfriend. Her name is Georgia Porcelain
A violent, gargantuan dump that has either been just unloaded or found in a porcelain toilet. (9+ inches length, 2+ inches girth.)
“Bro don’t go in there. Somebody left a world record Porcelain Rumbler in that stall”
When you feel the need to quickly and aggressively relieve your bowels after a horrible quality meal.
"Yo, dude I've got THE PORCELAIN URGE! Where's your bathroom, that MickeyD's we ate earlier tore me up!"
When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind while she's puling in the toilet
i gave my girlfriend the porcelain cowboy last night when she got sick.