Pornhubbed

Research for Porn stuff

i justed pornhubbed mia rose...not that great

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pornhub gc

the one and only gc with these ppl i randomly met they cool tho 🫶🏾🫶🏾 tyeres like 9 ppl in there and they all talk too much but in the good way

can i join the pornhub gc?
hell no

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pornhub sucks

A Hater of Pornhub

Hater of Pornhub:Pornhub suck.
Fan of Pornhub: Your Just A Hater of Pornhub.
Hater of Pornhub: Well pornhub sucks and it means A Hater of Pornhub.
Fan of Pornhub: WHAT DID YOU SAY.
Hater of Pornhub: Yeah I said it.

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pornhub lily

the girl in the future that will 100% be seen on pornhub in the future and will probably be seen snorting coke off mens dicks for money

that girl is such a pornhub lily

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pornhub elbow

Similar to 'tennis elbow', pornhub elbow occurs after a prolonged period of repeated use of pornhub, typically many months or years. The afflicted person develops chronic pain in the elbow of their dominant hand due to repetitive stress injury.

sufferer: Damn, my elbow is killin me, i gotta lay off the pornhub for a while cuz I got a bad case of pornhub elbow. Pass the naproxen.

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pornhub daddy

A Male you have sex with while watching pornhub.

- oh see john over there? his is my pornhub daddy.
- hey john, would you like to be my pornhub daddy?
-girl I heard john is your pornhub daddy!

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Sponsoring pornhub

Kane… Son… and Btec Neymar…
trying to win in Premier league…
W/ Tottenham

But, they do not have good midfield and defense, and so it’s money..

To solve this financial problem, Tottenham must atleast make new sponsor and cannot rely on AIG rip-off to be MU 2008.

But what is the best one?
Spotify? No
Disney? No
Twitter? No

Pornhub? Correct

You see, this world is boring, and human is on the brink of extinction in near decades or centuries. We can’t just put our biological parts to the robots as replacement. We are real… As a destructive species, we think this world like a game. We are bad after all. It’s like doing self genocide, or slaves replacement (robots) in the future.

Back to the topic, so sponsoring Phub is easy. What else we could add in the back of Tottenham’s kit? Ah yes, R34. As time goes on, people will melt their reality on digital stuffs that will result to mix their life, making apart of it. Internet audiences is big, and this may increase more fan for Tottenham. Since its also 18+ website but with either of their OC or making version of it, will poor Kane suffers? Probably… and I’m not even Tottenham fan.

We completed!

1 year later…

No way…

No even 1 year, Tottenham profit 500 million.
Incredible, and still haven’t won trophy.

Ok, what’s the influence after its sponsor?
Uhhh…

10% to 90%

Crazy addiction…

And now I lost my friend. He is now doing 58th time already…
Goddamn it.

Written by Chelsea Fan

Sponsoring Pornhub
The book

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