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To take an object, such as something of value to another person, or perhaps their midday snack, and stick it down your pants, twirling it around for a bit so it strokes against your pubes, then giving it back to the person, thus leaving them standing dumbfounded with a thoroughly grossed up thing. Best done if some of your hairs stick to the object due to sweat.
I totally pubed up Carl's camera
I pubed up a candy bar and gave it to a chick, and she ate it
I pubed up your mom. In my pants.
I am about to go pube up that chick's hand. I hope she doesn't notice.
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The long unkempt pubic hair of Japanese people which is mostly straight but has a couple slight kinks in the strands.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to
Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.
I threw a party last night for my Japanese students and spent a half hour Swiffering J-Pubes out of my downstairs bathroom.
Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.
Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.
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When the carpet doesn’t match the drapes
Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!
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The small patchy drizzle of hair located at the bottom region of a young male's chin. Usually after a week of neglect.
Yo dude, I see you rocking that pube chin.
When you are at a party that sucks and u aim to show your displeasure. While in the hosts bathroom you reach into your crotch and tear off a handful of your own pubic hair. Than holding it your hand like you are blowing a kiss you spray the pubes all over their sink, tooth brush, and bar soap. This lets them know the next time you are over they better have some top shelf liquor.
Bob: holy shit. There are red pubic hairs all over my girlfriends toothbrush
Rob: looks like the pube bandit struck again
For a man, it means to have the pube hair shaved right above the penis only leaving some on both sides and on the testicles. It should resemble Honest Abe's beard.
For a woman, it means to also shave the pubic hair right on top of the vagina and leave the sides and gooch area untouched.
What are you talking about I'm not a real American!? My Pube Lincoln begs to differ!
sprouts (of any kind) added to the top of a meal or dish (usually sandwiches or salads) which resemble, in form, a mound of pubic hair
dude ordering a salad: "hey, why dont you toss my salad with a little of nature's pubes?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"