pumpkin pounder

Any person who prefers intercourse with a red head.

John - What is with Joe? He's really hitting on that red head.

Jim - Don't act so surprised, you know he's a pumpkin pounder at heart.

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pumpkin fucker

One who thoroughly enjoys and engages in the activity of fucking pumpkins.

"I just saw Toby carve a hole in that pumpkin and stick his penis inside. What a pumpkin fucker"

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Rusty pumpkin

When one licks his or her partner's anus to lubricate it, inserts the bottom of a candle into it, and proceeds to light it.

I performed a rusty pumpkin on my porch last Halloween for all the kids to see.

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rum pumpkin

the rum pumpkin is similar to the gin bucket. basically, you just take a plastic toy pumpkin and mix drinks involving rum in it.

this was originated at northeastern university.

Mike: Dude, we've got alot of rum laying around, and a plastic toy pumpkin. What can we possibly do with this?

Kyle: Sounds like a rum pumpkin kind of night to me. Throw some apple cider in there and lets get to work.

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pumpkin buzzard

something to call your daughter if she’s a baker.

don’t cry you pumpkin buzzard.

Pursue the Pumpkin

v: to make an attempt to speak to, impress, and seduce any number of females

ex. 1: Jordy, tonight we are going out and we are pursuing the pumpkin

ex. 2: PJ, stop being a little bitch and pursue the pumpkin

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pumpkin snatch

When a puss is fucked so hard that it is swollen like a pumpkin

After the gang-bang josie had pumpkin snatch

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