Pun-dit

a person who habitually uses puns in conversation; an asshole.

“Hey did you see my new Urban Dictionary word? I totally PUN-DIT.”
“You’re an asshole.”

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No Pun Intended

An emphasis which can be used at anytime, for anything.

1) No pun intended, but, I just pooped myself.
2) No pun intended, but this sentance will not make any sense.

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pun intended

Sometimes colloquially added to something you just said,to indicate that there is a pun to it.

As the turtle and rabbit raced off in a racecar and robbed little 8-year-old Jamie of his pants,they called to him,"You lost your pants,kiddo,but keep your shirt on-pun intended!"

As pantsless 3-year-old Patrick yelped in indignation at being stared at by his cousin,10-year-old Michael,and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,his mommy Rachel said,"Patrick,pumpkin,just ignore them and keep your shirt on,pun intended!"

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pun jab

a native man wida funny funny name

hehehe punjab heheheh

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pun tang

gopher twat

the only good pun tang is dead pun tang, that's what I say

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Pun Fucker

Aka liza koshy

liza koshy is a pun fucker

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pun wednesday

A holiday celebrated every Wednesday. Buy the inventors Reina & Isabel

“ITS WEDNDAY! PUN WEDNESDAY”

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