Midget punting

The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.

It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.

- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”

Cunt punt

Similar to sack tapping, anyone with a vagina who is kicked in the vagina.

"Hey Sarah. Cunt punt!"

Cunt Punt

Kicking or Booting a female in her Crotch/Genital Area.

Bianca: Fuck You James!
James: If you don't apologise i'm gonna cunt punt you!

Poon Punt

Female version of being "cock blocked"

"She totally poon punted me!"

cunt-punt

if a bitch/ minion gets wise with you, you kick and or punch them in their pussy. gets em everytime

If you talk back to me one more time, ill give ya a cunt punt, bitch.

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kunt punt

1) A kick to the groin of a female by another person

Brad showed me a picture of a bitch taking a kunt punt by steve, john led the follow up kunt punt

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box punt

The act of kicking (punting) a girl in her vagina (box).

"If that bitch doesn't shut up soon, I might just have to box punt her"

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