QWERTY keyboard

A typing tool that you will most likely use to swipe everything on it when you're bored!

- hey! I use a QWERTY keyboard!

- what for?

- `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

- what the f*ck

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Feeling Qwerty

The act of engaging in local, or long distance, chat sex through various IM systems, Facebook, or other popular outlets.

Feeling qwerty after not having seen his girlfriend in two weeks, Ben decides to engage in some sexual talk with Jeni over Facebook.

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qwerty typo

A typo made because those letters are next to or close to each other on a qwerty keyboard.

OH MY GOF - a typical qwerty typo

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qwerty flirty

Being very flirtacious through the use of emoticons and acronyms.

20s Singles chat room rife with qwerty flirty behavior:

cooldude22: OMG ILY soooo much sooo much
sweetchick7: I <3 U
cooldude22: : )
cooldude22: ;) I <3 U ;)
cooldude22: UR SOOOOO HOT - I L Y BABY
sweetchick7: :*
cooldude22: ooooh you're soooo lovely - omg omg ILY
sweetchick7: oh I luv u 2 baby - btw, watcha look like
cooldude22: ummm... well honestly I'm a 47 year old man with a lovely beer belly and some old sneakers, but omg u r sooooo hot!

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qwerty(uiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)

Noun:
1. the name of the "qwerty" keyboard. its layout originates from typewriters and was designed for typewriters to prevent jams in the keys.
2. a common term that is typed in as this is the layout of the "qwerty" keyboard and this is the most common keyboard thus meaning that this is a phenomenon that happens to a keyboard when a human is bored to death.
Verb:
1. to type out the entirety of the qwerty keyboard.
Adjective:
1. a type of keyboard called the "qwerty" keyboard that is also the most common keyboard.

Noun:
1. "The name of this keyboard is QWERTY."
2. "Bruh did you just type in qwerty(uiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)"
Verb:
1. "God I'm bored imma go commit qwerty(uiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)"
Adjective:
1. "Is that a QWERTY keyboard"

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Dirty Qwerty

This is when you have cyber sex with someone over the internet
E.G. Dave: suck my balls bitch
Tiffany: yea ill do more than that
Dave just sent Tiffany a nudge ...
... And again ...
... And again
Tiffany: Oh Dave!!!
This is called a Dirty Qwerty because of the first 6 letters of the keyboard.

Dave gave Tiffany a Dirty Qwerty. Oh yes he did.

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getting QWERTYed

getting smacked with a computer keyboard

dude, me was getting qwertyed me yersterday, 'cause i cheated on a LAN

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