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Female Sub-species of Homoe-ra!-ctus
You must not always be fooled by appearance. Female Ra's, although hitting puberty at relatively the same time as normal girls, will actually mature much later due to what I like to refer to as the 'silverspoon effect'. This
delay is commonly unobserved by most, as their premature state is similar to that of a middle aged spoilt housewife. However, between the ages of 17 to 22 the female Ra will search for it's niche in society. It is not unusual at this stage for the Ra to backlash against it's impending fate by trying to look 'alternative' and cheapen it's well maintained front.
Tale-tale Signs for the Alternative Female Rah:
- Went traveling in their gap year and paid vast sums of money to help build a toilet for the poor.
- Continues to wear the beads they believe to made by a sweet African child they befriended - Factory produce, slave labour.
- Has vast amounts of money to spend on hippy festivals and Drum n Bass nights.
- Hides the all common Rah drug addiction under a guise of being a hippy
- Has all intentions of maintaining their current standard of living by doing charity work for the rest of their lives. Hahaha.
As you can see, these can very much parallel the actions and attitudes of even the most famous Rah's such as the late Princess Diana.
Normal Person: Alright, what are you doing tonight? Do you wanna come and hang out with me, Bob, Dan and Jen?
Alexia ( Alternative Ra ): That would be the coolest most funkadelik thing EVER. But Gerald and I are going to this world music gig in town, it's going to be fab! By the way, did I leave my pashmina at your house last week, I've looked all over my palace and I can't find it?
Normal Person: Yes you did. We used it as a wank rag you posh tart. Welcome to the real world.
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'ras zobbi' is a Maltese derogatory term that can be doubly translated in English as meaning either 'dickhead' or, more literally, 'the tip / (head) of my dick'. It is somewhat more of an insult than its English counterpart may signify, often used to describe people that are either being utter pricks or are acting in a manner that makes you want to bash their skull in.
Giving a couple of practical examples (because why wouldn't I), it usually goes something like this:
Maltese: Kif hadt ras alla teqred bro, qazziztli ras zobbi
English: You've done God's head in with all your whining mate, you made my dick tip feel nauseated.
Maltese: Ara ras zobbi, ha joqghod gej bil-liba wara li qalaghli ghoxx kemm ghandi biex ghamilli pjecir
English: Look at this dickhead, now he's gonna conjure up shit after I let him bend me sideways in return for a favour
The sacred ritual used by a select group of apple geniuses when trying to find a solution. The ritual consost of apple geniuses interacting with colourful space like bubbles which knows all and sees all secrets of the universe.
Muggle:My iphone 4s is having trouble upgrading to the IOS7 software I hace tried everything what should I do?
Apple Genius: Trickey.We Geniuses will perform the TOran ra abd seek guidance from the higher power. Very well may we offer you a $60 itunes voucher?
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The post fellatio act of withdrawing the member immediately preceding ejaculation, followed by the expulsion of semenal fluid upon the face of one's coital partner. Warning: may cause blood-shot eyes.
To Young Lady in a Club:
You have a beautiful face my dear. May I boom ra it?
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RA-OOO: (noun)
1. Devised in the late 20th century as an exclamatory phrase
2. A howl of a wolf in the night
3. Contemplation of the universe within your subconcious mind.
1. "RA-OOO! this soup is hot!"
2. "Oh golly gee, Betty, listen to that wolf 'RA-OOO' in the distance!" said Jane
3. "RA-OOO, i think i just discovered the meaning of life!"
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1.) Coined from the movie "The Hangover". The way someone refers to someone else who is stupid when they are completely oblivious to the fact that they are, indeed, the one who is retarded.
2.) Calling someone a retard playfully.
1. (guy 1) You have to be really smart to count cards.
(retard) You tell that to Rain-Man, he almost bankrupted a casino and he was a ra-tard.
(guy 2) Its "retard", you retard.
-Not exactly the movie quote but it gets the job done.
2. (guy saying to some girl-friends (friends that are girls))
I hate you guys.
(girls start to pout)
Girls stop being such ra-tards, you know I love you! :) (smile)
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Random song from the album "Incredibad" by The Lonely Island. I really don't know how to Ba-da-da ding-ding-ding-ding dong-dang ding-dong duck! describe this song.
Guy #1: Bald-heads suck, right, Guy #2?
Guy #2: Yeah, Guy #1.
Guy #3: Ras Trent, K?
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