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A relationship where two people don't actually go out and have fun, they just talk about it.
Stevie: Let's go get ice cream!
Anita: No, let's just continue talking on the phone.
Stevie: This is a nofun relationship
A relationship in which two people are connected through a mutual sexual disease, usually obtained through the whoreish actions of one partner.
"She said come over, but I told her I don't have time for a chlamidid relationship."
1. A person who repeatedly breaks the rules of engagement when romantically involved (i.e., cheats, lies, steals, beats, etc.).
2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.
Tammy seems to attract nothing but relationship felons who end up treating her like dirt.
This describes the person that, rather than pursue a relationship of their own, wait for a friend to get out of a bad relationship and then swoop in take advantage of a vulnerable and single state.
He is a relationship vulture, eating at the carcass of her deceased relationship.
When two people are sheltering in place together, they are in a covidded relationship.
“When John and Ethan became roommates a few months ago they never realized because of the pandemic they would be in a serious and covidded relationship.”
Sounds more sophisticated than beastiality.
John was in an interspecies relationship with a fiery female hyena.
The process in which after being in a relationship for a certain amount of time, you let certain physical aspects of your appearance go.
Jim: Joe's gained a bit of weight ever since he locked in his girlfriend.
Matt:Hes getting a little bit of a relationship gut. I hear he doesnt manscape as often now either.
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