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Founding member of the Minnesota Bigfoot Research Team whose main interest is to capture and sexually harass the mythical creature. Also known as an innovator of creative hunting methods and to have access to Bigfoots menstruational blood.
Q: "Where did you buy that menstruational blood?"
A: "From the same guy as Abe Del Rio"
The best city EVER! IT HAS HOT WOMEN, GOOD WEATHER, AND HOT WOMEN!!!
Don't need an example. Nothing compares to Rio.
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Bianca Del Rio is an awesome drag queen who is a real badass and is very quickwitted. She's a comedian and funny. She has the BEST smile in the entire world, literally.
"You're just like Bianca Del Rio"
The picking up of any non-english speaking Latino or Hispanic immigrant at a construction site, hardware store, bar or street corner under the guise of hiring him for legitimate work purposes but instead you get him drunk and fuck him.
I picked up a Mexican at the Lowes, we had a few beers and I think he del Rio Negro'd me. My ass hurts, my wallet is empty and I've got the taste of salsa and bleach in my mouth.
The Southernmost area of Texas that borders Mexico. It houses the two poorest counties in the nation (Hidalgo and Cameron). The cost of living is extremely low and if you are white and/or halfway successful, you are considered very rich. In high school, it is easier to get coke than weed, and easier to get weed than alcohol. About 86% of the valley is hispanic. South Padre Island is also located there, where spring break is insane.
The Rio Grande Valley is awesome for vacationing because of SPI and Mexico, but living there might be questionable.
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You know da guy Rios.? He an OG triple OG
Jose E Rios- Realist man you’ll ever meet
You goto Rio De Janeiro and party like a rock star for a few weeks. When you set foot back to America, the women are just not the same. Being used to hot super model like women from Rio, American women are plainly put in one word, Fat and Ugly.
I'm in Hollywood club:
Fat American- "What is wrong?"
Me- Pondering my thoughts on why I came back to America??
Fat American- "Hello, Hello???"
Me- I'm soo depressed, look at these fat chicks everywhere. They are clueless.
Fat American- "Hello, Hello???"
Me- I must have Rio Hang Over??