S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

s b e m

When somebody want to do something and he failed you can say sbem so that he is spento. You also have to have a sbem face.
It's a ''shut the f*** up'' but with class.

Blitzcrank tries to grab you and misses .
You ''s b e m''

S+M

somthing that will never be real

hari: S+M
safwan:bro that aint never gonna be real

s+m

S+M is a soon-to-be couple formed by 2 Portuguese people, they are cute and goals

S+M are couple goals

1665.65 m/s

The velocity required to cock a chicken

Rob: ”Wow you smashed that chicken at 1665.65 m/s”
Chad: ”Yeah, that boy ready to be eaten”

M/S

Abbreviation for ''murder/suicide'', when one kills another and commits suicide after.

She cheated on him after his 15 years marriage and now wants divorce to get half of his stuff, this shit will end in a m/s in the making