saw-job

when a girl with braces gives a blow job but it cuts your dick

"A girl gave a saw-job last night hurt like a bitch"

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saw con

a word in response to ligma.
it sounds like suck on.

Mark: i think you have ligma.

Frank: what's that? is that something from saw con?
Mark: WTF is sawcon?
Frank: SAWCON MA DICK!

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power saw

when you are licking a girls rectum, and vigorously pump your nose in and out of her clam.

damn rickys nose is so big, i bet he gives his girlfriend the power saw.

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Saw Torture

A torture method where the victim is hung upside down by his or her feet, Two other men stand on opposite sides of the unlucky person. The 2 men have a saw that they use a saw to cut down from the vagina or goushe of a man. they keep sawing down until uyou are completely in half. If you talk they will stop. But you will ultemetly die of injuries. Sucks doesn't it.

Hey Jonny if you dont talk were gonna use some sick saw torture on you!

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whip saw

wall street term ( means to be sucked in (buy) & (sold) out stop loss )

fed burn stinking goys big boys whip market up 200 points on less hawkish BS. yep! wall street whip saw accounts today june 29 2006.....

sec thanks mr. Burn-a-key

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D-Saw

To miss a dunk while going total try hard.

Sean got d-sawed on the fast break.

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Saw the Alien

To become aware of the greater reality of a situation through witnessing a life-changing and sudden truth that had previously been considered inconceivable.

Obama decided not to close Guantanamo Bay after he became president and he saw the alien. It turns out that the war on terror is a massive cover-up for alien activity in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I went to Carl's Jr. for a double six dollar burger until I saw the alien and noticed how many calories it had.