Short for standard. Used in many programming languages such as C++
std::cout << "Hello World";
Short for Shit talking disorder. There are no programs for assistance with this condition, the necessary attitude adjustments are considered controversial and the disorder considered socially acceptable.
There are a lot of people in today's world carrying an std.
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Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.
The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.
The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"
Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:
- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola
- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?
- That girl could give me AIDS
- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight
- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia
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Fuck 10 bitches each with a different STD. Then you jump off a bridge dick first.
Q: Any plans for the weekend?
A: Yeh gonna have an STD Buffet, you?
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A computer virus contracted shortly after viewing internet pornography.
I had to reformat my hard drive because my pervy ass dad got a virtual STD.
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