you done trumped up

When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass

Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"

You done trumped up

A sub-definition of you done fucked up

When making a drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" and your drinking buddies initially support you because you promise them stupid things like: "Then Rex, you'd be my Secretary of State"

In the odd case your initial statement becomes reality and you have an unwanted presidency waiting for you then YOU DONE TRUMPED UP.

Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"

you done trumped up

YOU DONE TRUMPED UP

A specification of you done fucked up

When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass

Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"

bror

n.
Pronounced: Broah

The term used to imply that a guy shares more than 25% genetic material with the hot gal with whom he hangs out. Therefore making it impossible for them to be lovers or in that case at least gross.

It follows the life-embracing philosophy that good looking women are fair game, regardless of how things seem.

Some people may assume that the term implies some kind of envy. They would be correct in their assumption.

Origin: In Scandinavia bror means brother

Person 1: - "Look at the lungs on that girl, I bet she can't see her feet!"
Person 2: - "But who's that guy?"
Person 1: - "Uhr. That's gotta be her bror"
Person 2: - "Why is she doing THAT to her bror?! That ain't right man..."

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Kg-scale

The scale rating women on how many kilos bodyweight they'd have to lose before one would consider sleeping with them.

The number indicating the amount of kilos the woman has to burn, meaning the scale ranges from 0 (totally doable) to infinite (NEVA).

Not to be confused with the Draught Beer Scale

- Dude that fat chick over there is totally eyeing you!
- She's gourgeous. A solid 9!
- Dude... On the kg-scale maybe
- I like'em chuppy

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Bootyversary

When someone has had the same booty call for a year

Bro 1: "Dude it's my bootyversary today. Wanna go for a beer?"
Bro 2: "It's been a year already?! You gotta renew your pathetic life, bro"

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STD-scale

Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.

The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.

The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"

Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:

- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola

- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?

- That girl could give me AIDS

- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight

- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia

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