STD

Sexually transmitted Demon. Can be caught from pre marital sex and adultery.

Dave caught an STD when he fucked that whore Sarah. He is now destined for hell.

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STD

STD - Smoke Thizz Drink
A common place to find said party is usually in college, especially where there are lots of asians

Hey guys, I'm going to an STD Party, shits about to go down

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STD

Sexually Transmitted Disease and an embarrassing death.

He got an STD and died an embarrassing death.

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STD

stands for super torqued dick. Usually contracted by people named Mike.

Mike has an STD, kelsey should shower with him.

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STD-scale

Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.

The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.

The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"

Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:

- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola

- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?

- That girl could give me AIDS

- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight

- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia

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STD Buffet

Fuck 10 bitches each with a different STD. Then you jump off a bridge dick first.

Q: Any plans for the weekend?
A: Yeh gonna have an STD Buffet, you?

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virtual STD

A computer virus contracted shortly after viewing internet pornography.

I had to reformat my hard drive because my pervy ass dad got a virtual STD.

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