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slang for penis, most commonly used in the 1920's
Frank: my Chicago salami is huge!
Claude:....no, its not....
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One who has become a master at the art of fellatio
"Damn! Dat bitch is one smokin' Salami Swami! She made me bust-a-nut in 2 seconds flat!"
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when you roll up a condom to the tip of your penis, so it looks like your junk is wearing a little turban
"Sara called me a terrorist, so I gave her ass an afghan salami."
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when you burp up a gross tasting burp and its a mix of different foods.
David: Oh man, I just burped up the randomist shit.
Larry: Dude, salami burps are the worst.
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another word for pussy
excuse me maam, how much would it cost to valet my meat in your salami garage for the night?
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*Girl gives Boy blowjob unbeknownst to the fact their 2 year old daughter is still awake*
*Daughter sees mommy saying yoohoo to daddy's hoohoo*
*Girl tells reddit about this*
ten-year-old : "For Christ's sake, why on earth wouldn't one of you go check to see if she actually WAS asleep first before you started playing slurp-the-salami???"
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A word to use for loved ones, friends and pets
"Hey salami sweetheart"
"Yah?"
"You forgot to do the dishes"
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