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A weird girl that always makes a down syndrome voice when her boyfriend kisses her or anything that happens in the world. Sammy is always down to make tik toks and she takes them very seriously. Sammy is the chillest person you’ll ever meet and to be honest she doesn’t give a fuck about anything. She’s extremely scared of dog noises and alarms. She is extremely protective of her cats and will boonk titty boonk anyone that touches them. She comes into school lookin like a librarian, but is low key pretty. She highkey abuses her friends and boyfriend, but they love her anyway.
“I love you.”-Avery
“Let’s make tik toks.” - Sammy
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Sammy is a type of person who's sweet. Everybody thinks she is Mormon and I wouldn't mess with her because her moms a cop.
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gorgues mother fucker he is so cool and awsome man hes so cool.
wow man Sammy is super cool bro wow bro Sammy
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On the other hand, Sammy part of a collective that is the least embedded in the male `Culture', the least nice, those crass and simple souls who reduce fucking to fucking, who are too childish for the grown-up world of suburbs, mortgages, mops and baby shit, too selfish to raise kids and husbands, too uncivilized to give a shit for anyones opinion of them, too arrogant to respect Daddy, the `Greats' or the deep wisdom of the Ancients, who trust only their own animal, gutter instincts, who equate Culture with chicks, whose sole diversion is prowling for emotional thrills and excitement, who are given to disgusting, nasty upsetting `scenes', hateful, violent bitches given to slamming those who unduly irritate them in the teeth, who'd sink a shiv into a man's chest or ram an icepick up his asshole as soon as look at him, if they knew they could get away with it, in short, those who, by the standards of our `culture' are SCUM... Sammy is cool and relatively cerebral and skirting asexuality. Unhampered by propriety, niceness, discretion, public opinion, `morals', the respect of assholes, always funky, dirty, low-down SCUM gets around... and around and around...
Sammy is a dominant, secure, self-confident, nasty, violent, selfish, independent, proud, thrill-seeking, free- wheeling, arrogant individual, who consider himself fit to rule the universe, who has free- wheeled to the limits of this `society' and is ready to wheel on to something far beyond what it has to offer.
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A slang term, common but not exclusive to the UK (particularly in an around London) meaning "To take a dump".
A Sammie is often characterised by a long period on the toilet followed by a strong smell. This strong smell usually requires large amounts of perfume or air freshener from the proprieter to mask the terrible odour and prevent a fall out from such an act.
Man: Ahh man it was terrible! Someone had done a Sammie and stank the place out. We just couldnt carry on partying after that...
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a fake ass ginger that is obsessed with guys and is only nice to people she actually likes.
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