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When you and your spouse or significant other dress up as Sasquatch and have intercourse in the Dollar General parking lot.
Did you hear that Dalton and Ashley did the Oklahoma Sasquatch?
Lying Sasquatch is a horrible evil shameless creature, whom waved its evil eye at us yelling Fake new,. This awful thing is also know as Sarah (Huckabee) Sanders, it came from Mike Huckabee
Who is Lying Sasquatch talking At with each eye
The act of stomping on a womans foot so hard that it becomes extremely swollen, then having at least 5 guys give her an Abe Lincoln (jizz on her face, cut off their pubes and throw them in her face). She will look like a hairy big foot or sasquatch and chances are she will be quite angry.
That bitch wouldn't give me a blumpkin, so me and my pals gave her an angry sasquatch!
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v.: The act of finding a hair in your food/drink
adj.: A method of describing the forest of a muff cabbage you just walked away from
aww dude sasquatch weave, fuck man im out
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A tall lanky male who likes bunghole. His dick was probably cut down to half the size at birth. Prefers black men. Attracts gay guys.
The person from out of the fire, into the crap ashes.
"That whore is like sucking your own dick, no normal person enjoys it and it probably hurts like Tony the Sasquatch."
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When one with a hairy butt hole has an unexpected dump sneak up on them and make them poop their pants
Tanner: Man Josh told me a joke that made me laugh so hard I found a sneaky sasquatch in my pants
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Euphemism for a bowel movement.
Chris: "Yo Andrew, give me five... I've got to release an armless sasquatch."
Andrew: "Yeah man, no worries. You should have seen the armless sasquatch I left in the toilet last night."
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