Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel
Example “does anyone know where the loo is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the loo is and purposely not tell you! And then enjoy watching the panic as you try to find one before it’s too late!
Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say” does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? “ The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie, and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .
Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel
Example “does anyone know where the shitter is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the shitter is and purposely not tell you! And then wait to see if you wrong yourself! Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .
Another term for lady parts
She wasn't shy in showing me her spam satchel
That girl I shagged last night must have been round the block, cos she had a proper baggy spam satchel
Jostling someone's satchel is when you really mess with someone's chi; their general vibe. The "satchel" represents all the things they've setup in their personal space and you're just jostling it.
I like John but all he does when he comes over is jostle my satchel.
another meaningful word to describe a womens fishy crevice
peter knowles is such a fleshy satchel
Classic foreplay: when a partner blows on a males partner's scrotum.
While you're down there love, I wouldn't mind getting a green satchel.