twat scarf

a descrpition of type of winter scarf worn by someone indoors or worn with a T Shirt.

Look at that idiot in his twat scarf.

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meat scarf

When one's chin simultaneously connects to their neck causing one big flab of skin with no definition between the two.
aka: chin to neck disease

I lost my candy in the folds of my meat scarf.

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tit scarf

A high class asshole who always ties his sweater like a scarf even in the summer.

Look at that tit scarf over there in his daddy's country club, i bet its a sausage fest in there.

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scarf knot

A girl whom you wish her scarf were a noose.

Ugh, that girl is such a scarf knot.

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Barf Scarf

An article of clothing, preferably a scarf, that is used to catch bodily fluids: Such as barf or vomit.

HEY! Pass the barf scarf, i'm gonna yak!! or Why do you have that in your purse? It's my barf scarf for when I puke my brains out.

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Scarf and Barf

what anorexic people do, scarf down a bunch of food, then barf it up so they dont get fat.

I dont want to get fat so I scarf and barf

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scarf-wearer

People who wear a scarf. Just having the scarf on transforms you into a Jane Austin-reading, Starbucks drinking, indie rock listening "I think I'm better than you"-type douchebag.

Girl walks in a local Blockbuster video.

Girl: Do you have that new Jane Austin movie?

Guy behind counter: I don't know who that is.

Girl: Oh ... my ... Gah ... I can NOT believe that you don't know who Jane Austin is. Ugh ... (She re-wraps her scarf around her neck and walks out.)

Guy behind counter: Fuckin scarf-wearer ...

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