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When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.
Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."
A Possum seen on the Side of the Road or on the Road laying down , and it is to be presumed untill further investigation that the Possum is neither living or Dead
"Oh look it's a Schrodinger's Possum!"
"Yep"
When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out
Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
When you exist, but no one ever speaks about you, they barely know you exist.
I have been feeling like Schrodinger's Dog lately. Nobody knows I exist.
When you don't know for certain if that person has a penis or not until you see the person naked.
Guy 1: Wow look at her, I'd like to go with her to bed!
Guy 2: Watch out man, remember: Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 1: Oh, right.
A Hispanic person who looks tan indoors but white outdoors
"I swear, I look white when I'm outside. Guess I'm another Schrodinger's Hispanic."