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AKA: Shit-Farts
While straining to push out a doozie of a fart, you accidently shit you're pants. Can also happen unexpectedly when attempting a silent but deadly hot fart.Reprocussions: 1.)May just leave a small skid mark or 2.) May ruin you're Wedding Dress. Sharts may prelude to a night of drinking warm Coronas.
ex 1.)I accidently shart my pants in line waiting for my Big Mac.
ex 2.) We all heard the fart, and the look on her face made it evident she had just shart her pants. A quick look in the undies confirmed the fact, and new undies were called in.
ex 3.)I had to shower after that shart.
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The dude sharted and left a spot on my couch when he was trying to make out with me. When I asked him to leave he had a huge wet stain on his ass..omg!!!
1: To force a fart out to a point shit goes through at the same time.
2: To loose a stupid gamble
3: Adj. to look stupid
Breakfast and lunch are to brunch what shit and fart are to shart.
This guy sharts (looks stupid)
cursword: Shaaaaaaart (instead of shit)
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v. A blend of a shit and a fart, where one attempts to fart and accidentally releases a small amount of shit. Will often result in a dingleberry and/or a ruined pair of boxers.
Fucking gross man, you just sharted.
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When you get the felling you have to fart, and when you do, a little shit comes out.
1. Dude, can we leave?
2. Why
1. I, uhh, well i sharted.
2. ohh haha ok lets go...
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