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Skyrim Syndrome

The unbearable feeling of emptiness, apathy, and utter anticipation felt before the release of the new Elder Scrolls game.

Dude 1: I didn't even feel like getting up this morning
Dude 2: Yeah. Skyrim syndrome.

by OctobersFate November 8, 2011

32๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skyrim Douchebag

An elite fanboy of the highly rated game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" who shits on any game that isn't Skyrim and shits on anyone and everyone who mentions a game that isn't Skyrim including your mother. I repeat: A Skyrim Douchebag will blindy shit on essentially anything that is not Skyrim in any shape or physical form.

A typical conversation with a Skyrim Douchebag is something like this:

Fun Player 1: I really love playing Dead Island, Gears Of War 3, Forza Motorsport 4, Batman Arkham City, Battlefield 3, Uncharted 3, and Assassins Creed Revelations. Got them all on launch day.

Fun Player 2: Hey those games are awesome man. Lets play them now

Skyrim Douchebag: I don't see Skyrim in that list of shit games so you suck dick.

Fun Player 1: Shut the fuck up about Skyrim fag. Just because it's good doesn't mean you have to shit on everything else cunt.

by dick knome November 28, 2011

55๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skyrim-horsing

The act of jumping up unscalable mountains or verticle walls. The word originates from a horses ability in Skyrim to jump up unscaleable mountains.

While I was climbing mt. Everest, I decided to partake in the ancient tradition of Skyrim-horsing

by Yuumu April 2, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skyrim-job

When all the males around are playing Skyrim leaving the Females unattended and frustrated.

Man 1 : your wife seems pissed?
Man 2 : Not sure I'll check after I smith this Daedric Sword.

Wife : Where the Fuck have you been?
Man 2 : Sorry I smithed a sword and needed to decorate my house with it.
Wife: I want a divorce!
Man 2 : Thats cool, I'll just finish this quest and we can talk about it some more.

Man 3 : Looks like she just got a Skyrim-job.
Man 2 : What is that? Hold on I need to make some ebony armour real quick.

by ladyhawk123 January 11, 2012

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skyrim Job

Getting sexualy satisfied from by the female head while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skryim.

Friend #1: Dude! I got dome while playing Skyrim!

Friend #2: I wish i got a Skyrim Job.... :(

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by counterflow69 October 16, 2011

34๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skyrim Job

When one receives a blow job or hand job, preferably a blow job, while playing Skyrim.

The ultimate turn-on for all those gamers out there spending their lives fighting off the evil with their potions as their girlfriend slays their junk in the funnest way possible.

"Hey man, wanna come to the movies with us tonight?"

"Nah man, my girlfriend just finished making me a sandwich and is giving my a Skyrim Job right now."

"Holy shit dude no way!!!"

"I fucking love this game."

by BeastlovesHarlot January 3, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skyrim syndrome

A severely antisocial condition causing the sufferer to purposely bring about his own isolation from society so he is not in any way disturbed during playing Skyrm. In severe cases emotional bonds such as long-term relationships can be completely destroyed by this syndrome.

Francis: did you hear about Nathan?
Amy: no, what's up?
Francis: he hasn't talked or looked anyone in days.
Amy: what is it, is he depressed?
Francis: no, it's ... it's Skyrim syndrome
Amy: but that means, he will be lost to us for 300 hours or more!

by buck-savage November 30, 2011

22๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž