The act of ejaculating on a woman's a Anus, Leaving a large Warm gooey puddle on her anus and enjoying Immensely.
She loves it when you pull out " spackle the kitchen " after devastating that pussy.
Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .
Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.
Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
Cheap whores and queers love to suck dick for some Dackle Spackle!
a faggot nigger who likes big nasty cock
you fuckn crackle spackle
A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.
Wow man....that dude could use some Crackle Spackle....
to explosively defocate after a sudden shocking, surprising, or traumatic expirience
When I saw that deer jump in the road I action-spackled all over the car!
When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.
I gave my girl spackled eyes last night!