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Racheal and Kelly were spider fighting loud enough for me to hear them!
The rare condition when a chick has 2-inch hairs growing off her nipple area.
Erin: "I don't want you to be alarmed, but I have these hairs growing off my tits."
Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"
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unruly hairs poking out of the edge of bikini bottoms
Hey check out her bikini spiders!
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Spiders have pussy so good that a male spider is going to try to fuck even though the bitch is gonna try and eat him. When a crazy ass bitch pussy so good you keep trying to fuck even though she will ruin your life.
Justin; You hear Jerry still fooling with Nene?
Gunther; Didn't she file an e.p.o. on him, and attack him with scissors.
Justin; Sure did, she got that spider-pussy, yo.
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A term used to refer to a paedophile. In common usage within correctional facilities. Derived from the analogy that a paedophile, like a rock spider, is always getting into little cracks. Crass and vulgar, I know, but there it is.
"That fucking rock spider had it coming!" (When used as a defence to a charge of murder, where the deceased was a paedophile.)
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A male (usually drunk), who waits outside the Ladies toilets at bars and night clubs, ready to initiate a conversation with any member of the female sex. Of course, the hope (and expectation for confident bog spiders is that this conversation will turn into much more than a simple meet and greet).
An experienced bog spider will only strike when the lady is on her way out of the toilet, thus avoiding an uncomfortable situation when a lady is on her way in to attend to business.
The Bog spider reasons that this is where he will find the highest concentration of ladies and the lowest concentration of any competition. It is purely a numbers game for these astute bog spiders.
Bog Spiders are also known to get it on with particularly ugly girls because
a) they can get away with it as the chances of being seen by your mates is slim. Only other bog spiders may notice and won't break the code.
b)let's be honest - the girls who respond to the bog spider's tactics are not normally the cream of the crop.
When you are good mates with a known bog spider, you may be able to refer to him as Boggy.
Rakey is a bog spider.
The toilets at Shepards Bush Walkabout are a Bog Spiders paradise.
Boggy
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A Karen who crawls on the walls in search of the manger with her bitch senses.
Yo look! It’s a Spider Bitch!!! I’ve only seen them in movies!!
Get the spray it’s a spider bitch