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A female human who chases after some guys nuts; female who wants to have sex with you.
Me: Dude, Taylor is a total squirrel for Jose.
You: Oh shit, you're right!
Together: SQUIRREL!!
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Verb - to hide booze/drugs in the vicinity of a party to consume later. If you can remember where you left it then you're in a fit state to drink/take it. If not then it lies there to be discovered by some lucky partygoer/bastard at a later date. Though it sounds easy there is much more skill involved in a good squirrel than you think.
'Dude, we've run out of booze/drugs/wotsits'
'don't worry man, I squirrelled some in that old fridge in the park'
'there is no fridge in the park'
'shit'
*the months pass*
'check out this shit, someone must have squirrelled it'
'nice, well it's ours now'
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A guy who is just lookin to get some booty
"I'm just a squirrel tryin to getta nut"
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arboreal rodent. completely insane. only emotions: neutral, terrified, enraged. males testicles sometimes swell to outrageous proportions. outliving and outnumbering the human race.
Jesus, did you see eggpress the squirrel on the fence today? His testicles are the size of baseballs! They just keep growing!
The squirrel left turdlinks and nutshells all over the place with no regard to sanitation.
I chose to run over the family so to avoid the squirrel crossing the road. I am glad the squirrel was able to cross safely.
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a really cute girl thats always on your nuts, hence the term squirrel.
generally these girls arent slutty but when they see a guy they like they will constantly be on there nuts.
damn that squirrel at school is fine as hell.
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A derogatory statement to describe the females of our species.
"You see that lady over there, don't talk to her, that's my squirrel!"
"I call dibs on all the squirrels in this bar."
"Why are you eyeballing my girlfriend? That's my squirrel bitch."
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