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There was a Starbucks....across the street from a starbucks!
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Where white girls go..
I'm going to get a frap at Starbucks, but first let me take a selfie
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1. A fast-food style corporate coffee chain.
2. The male of a very unusual and elusive species of deer. Alleged to have various mystical properties
1. Is this coffee from Starbucks? I thought so, it taste pretty damn good! Just like bathwater!
2. Did you hear about Josh Mallone's hunting trip? He shot this starbuck with a .22, but the bullet just bounced straigh off its head and it ran off before disappearing into thin air like a smoke cloud!
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A very poplular drink company that manages to get at least 75% of the world population addicted to it's overpriced coffees and espressos by putting 5 locations within a 2 mile radius. There is never a need to actually LOOK for a Starbucks. They find you, not you find them. Their drinks are pretty good, exept for the fact if you're a middle/highschool student you have to bring one to school, drink it in several minutes and carry the goddamn cup with the logo on it everywhere you go in public just to be "cool". Usually if you go there at least four or more times a week you can get a free coffee every few days or so. (A so-called starbucks junkie.)
Shannon: OMG I wanna work at Starbucks when I turn 16!
Me: HECK YES ME TOO!
*both drink coffee*
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Pure example of the power of marketing to people devoid of critical and independent thinking. Coffee chain whose business model is "what if we franchised the Death Star?" and sells millions of cups of coffee a year that tastes like it was brewed through the assholes of musty cadavers. Usually seen being consumed by soccer moms, overprivileged teenagers, and prissy douche bags who move into already gentrified urban heighborhoods but consider themselves edgy and courageous for living in the city. Just like you can get an elephant to fly if you strap a big enough jet engine on its back, Starbucks sells a shitload of coffee by forcing the idea that coffee should be expensive, shitty, and logoed to the above mentioned people.
I used to drink coffee for 60 cents a cup at my favorite diner but it was torn down to put in a Starbucks. If I wanted to drink that shit I'd microwave some rat turds in vinegar.
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A chain of coffee houses frequented by many suburban teens.
Michelle: Oh, man! Starbucks is soooooo cool!
Stephanie: Yeah, they rock!
Michelle: Since when do YOU go to Starbucks? That's MY place!
Stephanie: What do you mean? I've always gone to Starbucks!
Diggity Monkeez: Hey, ladies. I don't drink coffee.
Michelle: Get out of here, juvenile.
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The fastest acting laxative on the market today. A $1.80 cup of house coffee will leave you running to the bathroom in a "wired" frenzy.
After a morning cup of Starbucks, Jimmy was off to the races in a wired frenzy searching for the nearest public restroom.
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