Random
Source Code
Random
A sexual act whereby a piece of fecal matter (poo) is laid directly over the entrance to the vagina; subsequently it is pushed forcibly into the vagina by the penis of the male.
Her pussy stank like shit after the boston subway I gave her. P.S. don't think I'll be going there again.
9👍 3👎
A Subway Zombie is a ghoulish, unhealthy creature that begs for money using its smell and diseases as a weapon. Once a man or a woman, since years it's no longer human and never will be again. It lurks about at the subway area. Its clothes are torn and dirty, its long hair is felted, face and hands are covered with a patina of smut. Its always wide open eyes are rolling wildly deep in their cavities. It smells like a wet dog with an acrid smell of piss. Grunting it'll try to drive you into a corner with its outstretched claw, wanting your money. You'll give 10 bucks, fearing the glance of its eye, fearing its foul breath, fearing its blade like and broken greasy fingernails, fearing its unclean touch, while a pervert part of your brain shuddering realizes the several skin diseases of that Subway Zombie. "One touch of the filthy creature and you'll die of leprosy or much worse", is the only thing you're able to think till it's over.
Look Matt! What lucky beggars we are! The Subway Zombie is trying to drive a Japanese tourist into that left corner, let's escape the other way!, Darryl said gladly.
14👍 6👎
When you stick a pvc pipe down a girls ass and run micro-machines down it
I saw a deek in my front yard so i took a Singapore Subway to his ass.
20👍 10👎
Fucking a homeless person in exchange for money (usually less than a dollar), drugs, or liquor.
I struck out at the bars so I just went down and got me some subway ass.
8👍 3👎
A made-up system in which children use to steal various items from convenience stores. Used mainly by adolescent teenagers in the South, Subway System requires at least three participants, one who will talk to or distract the shop-owner, a second who will pretend to have an injury of some sort or be a lookout, and the third who steals the goods.
Haley: "Guys, Mr. Chen's Convenience Store's cameras are out!"
Carol:"Do I hear Subway System?!"
Leanne:"Yeah, girls! Let's do it! I could use some Brown Sugar Pop Tarts and Monster!"
6👍 2👎
If you've worked at Subway restaurants, it's very likely that you've been trained to be a sandwich artist in this University and It's only online. Only real Sandwich Artists graduate from Subway University.
Subway Manager: Have you started Subway University?
Subway Employee: No, what's that?
Subway Manager: You go online and complete Sandwich Artistry, so that you can be done with training.
The act of viewing another human on the subway as they simultaneously view you. This look results in the acknowledgment of mutual attraction which is continued until either party exits the subway car.
Yo bro, I just had the weirdest subway staredown with this blonde chick, but she got off at 42nd so it wasn't awk.