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The act of jerking off while in the front parking lot of a target
Hey dude, did you hear that Tony was doing some Target Practice the other day? He beat my record of 2 meters!
A girl who has a fat forehead is giving you head, but doesn't want you to nut in her mouth. Her forehead is so fat, it makes the perfect target to finish on.
I saw this one bad bitch at the bowling alley and she got that perfect target forehead.
Roblox Target is a roblox game where it simulates target but made out of legos. You can get warned 3 times before you can get kicked, you can steal a ps4 and get put in handcuffs. It’s an amazing game to troll in, but it sucks for the employees, because they have to kick a bunch of people and deal with stupid players that don’t know what’s happening, like if someone is using caps because they don’t know how to turn it off the employees go: HEY! STOPP USING CCCAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPSSSSSS.
guy: wanna troll in roblox target?
guy2: sure
an affect of douchebaggery, such like coneing and planking.
when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.
Jimmy: So hal, plan on doing anything productive today??
Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.
Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!
The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.
Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"
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That corner of the street where all the hookers are. It's called target.
Damn look, it's a target, get out yo bb gun bro!
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A moving target is where you set your expectation for something - some task, or evidence for some idea, and then when it is met you 'move the target' and set another expectation.
Which means that the the person you have the expectation of is never able to reach the target.
Jim set up a moving target for Mary. Every time Mary met Jim's expectation Jim would move the target and expect more.
Bob: "Show me just one piece of evidence for evolution."
Bill Shows his evidence.
Bob: "Oh, yeah? Show me three pieces of evidence for evolution."
Bill shows three more.
And so on...
Frank (being rather hostile toward her employee, Sarah) told Sarah that she'd only be a decent employee if she could do X. Sarah showed that she could do X and so Frank set another skill that he thought Sarah didn't have, and so on...
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