love curve

The soft concave curve found on both sides of the waist in young females with hourglass shaped figures. Not the opposite of love handles, because that would be abs, which are not soft, as love curves are.
Very useful for holding onto, wrapping arms around, gently stroking or squeezing, or playfully pinching or poking.

As they were walking through the garden, he slipped his arm behind her waist, pulled her close to him, and kissed her deeply while his hands gently stroked her love curves.

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curve stomp

When someone gets 100 on a test and everyone else gets a 60 the kid who got 100 has curve stomped the rest of the class.

WTF... in physics yesterday one kid got an A and everyone else failed. I got curve stomped so hard my teeth went into my skull.

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Curve Force

A lesser known interaction in physics, primarily between men's eyes and women's bodies.

The Curve Force is known to possess the lowest value in terms of utility, and the greatest potential of disaster. It is a spontaneous reaction, and hence difficult to prevent. Its directly proportional to the beauty of the woman, and inversly to that of the man.

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Flattening the curve

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.

We're flattening the curve, just vertically

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Jewish curve

When a Jewish person has a curve in his pp

You have a curve pp! Wow that’s called a Jewish curve

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Bell Curve

2 Definitions.
1.)Meaning in the long run, good deads will prevail.
2.)Meaning that everything evens out over time.

We all get our chances, just wait for the bell curve.

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curve model

Euphemism for "plus-size model," "fat model"

"Ed, what's this article mean, calling Ashley Graham a 'curve model '?"

—"Nice way of saying she's fat."

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